'I'd forgotten how much you discover about a car when you have to rub your hand over every panel' 

'I'd forgotten how much you discover about a car when you have to rub your hand over every panel'
Wash and learn - there's still life in the old car-design ways
'Some famous names are deadly serious about e-sports and have spent a bomb on a new home racing simulator'

'Some famous names are deadly serious about e-sports and have spent a bomb on a new home racing simulator'
Lockdown reminds us how good it feels to get in a car - real or otherwise
'The most memorable drives are rarely just about the car'

'The most memorable drives are rarely just about the car'
Turning that tenner for the pub into petrol for my very own car was well, well worth it just to keep that first drive going
Meaden’s love for the Subaru Impreza always leads back to those early Turbos

Meaden’s love for the Subaru Impreza always leads back to those early Turbos
'With all-wheel drive and a price tag of just under £18,000, it was an Integrale Evo II for the common man'
'Australia fell out of love with Holden, and it’s paid the ultimate price'

'Australia fell out of love with Holden, and it’s paid the ultimate price'
The Commodore was a symbol of an old Australia, of mulleted blokes in vests skulling VB and rocking over-engined cars
Hooning around was a rite of passage, for Porter’s generation at least…

Hooning around was a rite of passage, for Porter’s generation at least…
In just a few weeks our mate had got a car, learnt to drive it and then broken it beyond repair. It was textbook
'Horse power, rum coves and the faint whiff of manure…'

'Horse power, rum coves and the faint whiff of manure…'
The motor car comes with several drawbacks, chief among which is meeting the appetite of the blasted things
'Who wouldn't want Ferrari to build something akin to a slightly scaled-up Alpine A110?'

'Who wouldn't want Ferrari to build something akin to a slightly scaled-up Alpine A110?'
Meaden feels the big boys should look to bike manufacturers for some 'less is more' inspiration
'Top speed may ultimately be pointless, but it’s still fun chasing that childhood rush'

'Top speed may ultimately be pointless, but it’s still fun chasing that childhood rush'
Doing the best part of 230mph in a Skoda Octavia vRS was strangely undramatic
'The curse of a creak can really take the shine off a great car'

'The curse of a creak can really take the shine off a great car'
The mystery creak is the sole reason I've thought about selling it, or setting the damn thing on fire
'They may impress in some ways, but electric cars mostly leave Meaden cold'

'They may impress in some ways, but electric cars mostly leave Meaden cold'
Put simply, EVs don't live and breathe or require much in the way of effort or connection
'It’s time car makers gave us the wheely good alloys for free'

'It’s time car makers gave us the wheely good alloys for free'
The problem with the proliferation of alloy wheel choices is that it's exposing us to deliberately cack wheel design
'A classic British (and Italian) job will always be Meaden’s kind of Mini adventure'

'A classic British (and Italian) job will always be Meaden’s kind of Mini adventure'
The Mini's handling and the sheer tenacity of its road-holding were revelatory
'Who knew sticking a motor in the back was going to become hip again'

'Who knew sticking a motor in the back was going to become hip again'
A rear-engined Up GTI could have been the "mini 911" we thought we were getting with the soggy Smart-based Twingo
'It pains me to say so, but Porsche 911s that I have known and loved are now some kind of genetic throwback'

'It pains me to say so, but Porsche 911s that I have known and loved are now some kind of genetic throwback'
Sadly, the submissive new 911 now sits dutifully in the shadow of Porsche’s money-spinners
'Still hanker for that childhood supercar? Maybe it’s time you stopped kidding yourself…'

'Still hanker for that childhood supercar? Maybe it’s time you stopped kidding yourself…'
S1 Esprits catch my eye for the purity of that sensational shape and the seats trimmed like Jackie Stewart’s most lurid underpants
'Old cars we don't strictly need reconnect us to what we've always loved about driving'

'Old cars we don't strictly need reconnect us to what we've always loved about driving'
Stop the pace race! If you’re listening, manufacturers, less can actually be more
'Keeping your new car's attractive alloy wheels scuff-free isn't that hard - is it?'

'Keeping your new car's attractive alloy wheels scuff-free isn't that hard - is it?'
Eighty per cent of alloy wheels are scratched to buggery. And I hate that. It makes the car look terrible, and it speaks of carelessness
'The Aston Martin Valkyrie is a truly extraordinary project; the automotive world's Concorde moment'

'The Aston Martin Valkyrie is a truly extraordinary project; the automotive world's Concorde moment'
Concorde was the product of boundless ambition; Aston Martin's Valkyrie represents that same spirit too
'It’s time everyone woke up to the fact that the new Land Rover Defender needs to change'

'It’s time everyone woke up to the fact that the new Land Rover Defender needs to change'
The market for this car isn't a mythical throng of utility workers and cattle herders, it's suburban families who dream of G-wagens
'Think race circuits are scary? You should try a test track or proving ground'

'Think race circuits are scary? You should try a test track or proving ground'
Once the barrier lifts you enter a different realm. One entirely different, often vaguely military
‘Ford’s new Expedition SUV is the epitome of American motoring – with a surprise or two up its sleeve’

‘Ford’s new Expedition SUV is the epitome of American motoring – with a surprise or two up its sleeve’
You’d assume the Expedition is part of that US tradition of gumming modern gadgets to 50-year-old iron work. Except it isn’t
'I much preferred it when supercar makers were hanging on by their fingernails'

'I much preferred it when supercar makers were hanging on by their fingernails'
Supercar launches used to be something special, now they’re a monthly occurrence
'In praise of the Prius, a car that in some ways is the equal of any evo favourite'

'In praise of the Prius, a car that in some ways is the equal of any evo favourite'
It's actually an incredible piece of engineering. And as people who like cars we should also like incredible pieces of engineering
'Exotic machinery is all well and good, but the biggest thrills often come from the simplest of things'

'Exotic machinery is all well and good, but the biggest thrills often come from the simplest of things'
The most enjoyable and rewarding thing with four wheels and an internal combustion engine is a kart
‘Suffice to say the A110 absolutely crushes expectations, and your berry hanger’

‘Suffice to say the A110 absolutely crushes expectations, and your berry hanger’
The absolutely brilliant Alpine A110 is anything but sterile to drive
'The Ferrari 488 Pistas of the world may be ‘better’ on paper, but they’re not a patch on the ‘flawed’ F40'

'The Ferrari 488 Pistas of the world may be ‘better’ on paper, but they’re not a patch on the ‘flawed’ F40'
The demands the F40 places on you to keep it on the boil would never be sanctioned today
'Why a Range Rover could help you avoid a run-in with Espace man – and your ex'

'Why a Range Rover could help you avoid a run-in with Espace man – and your ex'
I just liked the Rover 75. It was calming and comfortable. It also earned absolutely zero respect from other road users
'Reborn classics are a hark back to simpler times – if only they were more affordable'

'Reborn classics are a hark back to simpler times – if only they were more affordable'
There's a powerful craving for cars that are compact, characterful and beautiful
'An electric E-type beats the shocking Goldfinger DB5 Continuation any day'

'An electric E-type beats the shocking Goldfinger DB5 Continuation any day'
In a nutshell, the Aston Martin Goldfinger DB5 Continuation Edition is an expensive, largely unusable and deeply naff car for dullards
'The erosion of our ability to enjoy the open road isn’t new – it’s been going on since the ’70s'

'The erosion of our ability to enjoy the open road isn’t new – it’s been going on since the ’70s'
It’s the prescience of his observations and the relevance almost half a century later that really resonates
'An unlikely head-turner holds great promise for a British sports car institution'

'An unlikely head-turner holds great promise for a British sports car institution'
I’ve parked Ferraris outside my house and no one’s paid much attention, but everyone on my street went absolutely nuts for this
'Alpine’s leading a lightweight revival and that’s something we should all be overjoyed about' 

'Alpine’s leading a lightweight revival and that’s something we should all be overjoyed about'
What excites me most is that it could be the beginning of a new and thrilling family of sports cars
'With the relentless march of the SUV, the normal car's days are surely numbered' 

'With the relentless march of the SUV, the normal car's days are surely numbered'
Getting modern SUVs to handle in a half-decent manner is like getting a bear to dance: everyone's very impressed, but it's just not natural
‘The geeky joys of an in-depth group test are an increasingly rare treat in the motoring media’

‘The geeky joys of an in-depth group test are an increasingly rare treat in the motoring media’
The magazine road test is under threat at a time when it’s needed more than ever
'An old photo of some 288 GTOs evokes emotions a modern car couldn’t hope to compete with'

'An old photo of some 288 GTOs evokes emotions a modern car couldn’t hope to compete with'
This memory made me smile, but also made me sad, because I released I don't get quite as excited about cars as I used to...